Cabaret uno has been and gone! And what a night it was. On Wednesday 13th May, Hannah delivered her first of two nights to a busy Sloans bar in Glasgow's merchant city.
Adorning a kilt and T shirt complete with her mobile phone number printed across the front, Hannah invited audience members to text her 'something positive' during the performance. Here are some the nuggets she received:
"Hi u iz da coolest"
A picture involving nudity
"You look beautiful up there pal" (from Hannah's blind father)
"Texts are fun. Buy me a drink"
"Your haircut looks beautiful"
"You nearly broke my glasses with that high note"
"I was once dumped by text"
"Are you going true Scot under that kilt?"
On the basis of this list, Hannah cannot wait to perform again tonight, Saturday 17th May, same venue at 8pm.
See you then!
Slight tangent: "Ownfone" has just announced the production of a braille mobile telephone which will retail this summer at £60 a pop.
Wonder how this will affect Hannah's father's attempts to text her?
"Hi Hannah! You're great! I can see up your skirt right now...."